Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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