Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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