In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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