Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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