I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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