Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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