Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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