she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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