Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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