i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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