Pappa wants mamma naked
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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