Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
They have beer where we have blood.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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