You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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