handjob tips. give me some.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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