I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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