We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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