I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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