did you get engaged???
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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