Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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