Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think people are normalizing furries
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
