Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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