Plan B is the new Plan A
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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