Don't you send me to vm
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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