Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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