I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Is it penis luge time yet?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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