when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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