Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was not drunk enough for that final.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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