In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
