I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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