I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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