All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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