I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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