My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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