Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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