i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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