I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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