fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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