my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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