are you still at the devil's house?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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