Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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