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(260): View more from Indiana

We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?

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(410): View more from Maryland

I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.

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(425): View more from Washington

The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.

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(425): View more from Washington

I guess I'm open to more types of dick now

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(512): View more from Texas

Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.

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