he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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