If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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