I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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