That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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