its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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