I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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