This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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