D3 body, D1 cock
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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