Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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