I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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