You're so nebulous sometimes
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
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So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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