This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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