I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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