Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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