just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
