So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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