i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I need water and some morals
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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