Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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